This week, the Nass considers personal autonomy, opines on exclusivity, and ruminates on seasonal defecation.
Married Man: It is not uncommon that courting is more fun than actually living together.
Old Timer: My advice is, get a coffee cup with a lid.
New Guy: My advice is, I am going to fucking kill you.
Professor: Maybe the professor did it. Never trust a professor.
Former Chair of the Lewis Center for the Arts: I often have imaginary conversations with Samuel Beckett.
Emeritus Professor: You know, I'm an old socialist.
Frosh with Labor Organizer Parents: "Solidarity Forever" was like a lullaby for me growing up.
Wholesome Girl: *whispering* I get really competitive about gingerbread houses.
Misguided Optimist on the Phili Flyer's Mascot: How dare you compare Gritty to Satanism. Gritty is all that is good in the world!
Cocky RCA: I'm an RCA! I know more about you than you know about yourself!
Politics Major: This is the Pisces in me–I'm kind of getting into astrology.
Professor: Those croissants better be good because you are breaking and entering.
Girl 1: It is 2:23 in the morning.
Girl 2: I can't hear you over the sound of my pee.
Concerned Friend: Let me get this straight. Your hair was on fire and your priority was your weed?
Florida man: I mean no matter what my hair was already on fire.
Senior going into finance: I can't wait to be someone's bitch at work!