Renassance

March 6, 2025

Renassance: Full Design

This week, the Nass faced death but returned from its sepulcher with new might. Grab a physical issue, or browse through the full design here!

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Overheard loudly in Firestone.

170-pound man: "It's a little confusing, because cumming on someone is not really complimentary." 

Overheard at lunch on Wednesday.

Socialist poet: I hate to say it, but mass democracy was a great mistake for America.

Overheard on the way to dinner.

Starving Brit: I'm so hungry, I feel like I have abs.

Overheard in a Slavic class.

Professor: Here is a little tip about 19th century literature. When you see … … What does that mean? It means they had sex!

Overheard at Sakrid.

Barista: Is whole milk fine with that?

Wife: Yes, please. 

Husband: Skim.

Overheard at Frist.

Google Calendar Warrior: I don’t have time for lunch today but you can walk with me from New South to East Pyne between 10:50 and 11:00 if you want to talk. 

Overheard in lecture.

The student sitting in front of me: I can’t stop farting today.

Overheard at Small World.

Leftist: If you look it up, Hitler had a micropenis. 

Overheard at Grand Central Station.

Overworked therapist: I’m sorry your kid died but I need a break. 

Overheard at the Oscar Showing.

My uncultured friend: Wait. Mick Jagger is a real person?

Overheard on Nassau Street.

An angsty 15-year old boy: Every day I shake my fist at the world a little more.

Overheard at Late Meal.

Complit Major: Having French 101 at 12:30 everyday has ruined my social life.