This week, the Nass faced death but returned from its sepulcher with new might. Grab a physical issue, or browse through the full design here!
170-pound man: "It's a little confusing, because cumming on someone is not really complimentary."
Socialist poet: I hate to say it, but mass democracy was a great mistake for America.
Starving Brit: I'm so hungry, I feel like I have abs.
Professor: Here is a little tip about 19th century literature. When you see … … What does that mean? It means they had sex!
Barista: Is whole milk fine with that?
Wife: Yes, please.
Husband: Skim.
Google Calendar Warrior: I don’t have time for lunch today but you can walk with me from New South to East Pyne between 10:50 and 11:00 if you want to talk.
The student sitting in front of me: I can’t stop farting today.
Leftist: If you look it up, Hitler had a micropenis.
Overworked therapist: I’m sorry your kid died but I need a break.
My uncultured friend: Wait. Mick Jagger is a real person?
An angsty 15-year old boy: Every day I shake my fist at the world a little more.
Complit Major: Having French 101 at 12:30 everyday has ruined my social life.