Peer Review
Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time. Here, in the billionth incarnation of this segment since the great Mother Nature birthed our tiny planet into its tiny and insignificant […]
Orderliness
I am starting to become unsure about nonsense
We Are The Walrus
My father and John Lennon.
Exfoliation
Each morning I watch my form reflected in the mirror
Reading Between the Yard Lines
Sex and product placement in Big Sean’s “I Don’t Fuck With You” music video.
Revelations
The spirituality of sightseeing.
Why Imma Do Me
Homer, homogeny, and the timeless value of individualism