Impeach Week
November 10, 2019
Verbatim
More →Overheard at Wilcox
Two juniors: Jesus is a big guy to leave room for.
Overheard outside Dillion
Frustrated middle-aged man: You can have my vote, I don't care WHO you are—if you can end daylight savings time. I’m like, DONE!!
Overheard on a plane
HUM professor to student: So, tell me the tea.
Overheard at Newark Airport
Prince Writer: Don't take it personally — I came out of the womb a bitch.
Overheard in Scully
Princeton alum, talking about how the world probably ended in 2012: Yeah, so everything post Harambe has been total nonsense.
Overheard in San Francisco
TI junior: Fuck. I thought I cared about social impact.
Overheard in Brooklyn
Woman, to roommate: It's not that I hate your pants. It's that I think you have a shopping addiction.
Overheard at TI
Theta junior: I just like boys with long hair. Maybe I’m a lesbian.
Overheard in Whitman
Sleep-deprived frosh to other sleep-deprived frosh: Let's all put our serotonin in a pile and split it.
Overheard late at night in a Whitman girls’ bathroom
Sophomore 1: God is ORFE.
Sophomore 2, emphatically: God is NOT ORFE!
Overheard in TI
Senior girl: Do you know Allan Ginsberg?
Junior boy: Is he a sophomore in Quad?
Overheard in Stone
Ivy junior applying to Bain: I don't have a disability but sometimes I get anxious…
Overheard at late meal
Neurotic male frosh: If I could perpetually exist in one place, purgatory style, it would be Charter Friday.
Overheard at late meal
Overenthusiastic theatre frosh: Trina Vega's “Chicago” birthed the fourth wave of feminism.
Overheard at Coffee Club before midterms
Excited APES senior: Wait, there’s ‘big bootie’ for studying?
Overheard on iMessage
Aimless senior: Should I do Teach for America?
Mom: Does that mean you have to be a teacher?
Overheard in Ivy
Environmentally-minded Ivy senior: I just really want to screw over the oil barons.
Other Ivy senior: My uncle's an oil baron…