High Rise

November 30, 2023

High Rise: Full Design

In the final issue of volume 47, the Nass pays a visit to President Clinton’s stomping grounds, cries with Joyce Carol Oates, and does or does not do drugs in the Bay Area.

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Overheard in Daily Princetonian newsroom

Staffer of Brotherly Love: “I know nothing about football except ‘Go birds.’”

Overheard in Charter basement

Text from mom: “Flirt away, my handsome son.”

Overheard in Front of Fitzrandolph gates

Anxious frosh guy: “DC? I’ve been to every museum on the National Mall…”

Eager blonde: “Well, I’ve—“

Anxious frosh guy: “Twice.”

Overheard in Terrace

Sustainable fashion advocate: With micro bangs you’d be the intersection of baby girl, cutie patootie, and little munchkin

Overheard during a chance encounter on Elm

Surprised friend: Woah! I thought you were holding Bananagrams, but it's actually just a banana.

Overheard at painful Terrace brunch

Stoner German major: "There’s kinda beef between the Benjamin and Adorno fandoms."

Overheard in Holder

Frosh taking care of drunk friend: I've been around a lot of people who have been McCoshed or PMCed and he is not at that point yet

Overheard in Firestone

Scholarly Grammarian: I can’t take another erotic poetry course, I already took one on Sappho!

Overheard in East Pyne

Italian Person: Wait, the Communists weren’t Christian??

Overheard in Jadwin

Harvard alum: “I didn't think anything of Mark Zuckerberg, he was just in my CS24 class.”

Overheard in Fine Hall

BSE frosh: "I would rather do 100 math problems than read two pages."

Overheard in Coffee Club

Irish poetry scholar: “The thing about me is I know for a FACT that Fintan O’Toole is a bisexual.”