Princeton’s Ten Hottest Freshmen
What follows is an unranked list of ten of the most beautiful freshmen at Princeton, as chosen by us and based on a survey of approximately four upperclassmen girls.
Hallucinogen-ic
R&B is experiencing a renaissance.
Letter to My Future Self
Two days ago, you jumped off a bridge.
Riesling Poem
The night is dry & we confuse the bartender by ordering rotwein instead of rose. I’m using royal. I’m halfway through the glass when a 34-year-old man doesn’t ask to strip my skintight pink dress to light the years in him. For the record, now, I’m 19, and just starting to learn fear in the […]
An App For That
Uber was just the beginning, though.
My Own Private Princeton
During Reading Period of freshman spring, I developed a strange study habit.
Song for Us
You brought me orange juice in bed as the sun began to throw its spears into the hanging dust. Anything you’d like to do today? Nothing really, besides the juice. I clicked on the tape we had been listening to. Graceland; the soundtrack to those days of delicate Do-Nothing. You rejoin me under the comforter, […]
Triplet Trepidations
Coming from New Jersey, where my home and parents are only an easy hour and a half drive away, my transition to college was easier than most—at least in theory.
Ask a Mormon
According to many Broadway aficionados, The Book of Mormon is the best musical of the century. The jokes are witty and the music is catchy and the tickets are stupid expensive unless you go with your residential college. The show is also irreverent to the point of blasphemy.
Rites of Productivity
The event was titled “My English Major and My Career,” and if you could get past the clunkiness, I suppose the name was probably meant to be reassuring—the suggestion being that having the former doesn’t preclude you from having the latter.