Beer Inflation

April 22, 2004

Kill Bill Vol. 2

How could Quentin Tarantino possibly follow up the audiovisual orgy that was Kill Bill Volume 1?

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BAC Inflation

In a dramatic gesture, the Vice President for Campus Life’s Office released a proposal yesterday which outlined a plan to limit the rise in BAC inflation that has, in the eyes of some, gripped the university in recent years.

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A Campus Diseased

It’s coming. You can feel it in the air. The Princeton campus is seething with passion, the combination of sunlight, bikinis and intellectual over-stimulation whipping the undergraduate body into a virtual frenzy…but over what?

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All-American Girl

At the beginning of the week, tickets were still available for comedienne Margaret Cho’s April 22 performance at Dillon Gym.

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Watching Movies with… David Brundige

Senior David Brundige has written and directed two hit shows at Princeton, “Bums and Monkeys” (2003), and “PigTails” (2004). He has won awards for his writing, been jetted out to Hollywood to meet with studio executives, and has had many beautiful women beg him for roles in his future films.

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“Cabaret” at Theatre Intime

I’ve been wondering recently why the most popular cultural events on campus involve chants like “Yeah Disiac!” and “Yeah BodyHype!.”

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“Playing in the Dark” Senior Thesis Production

“Most plays have this rule imbedded in them,” said Khalil Sullivan two days before opening night of “Playing in the Dark,” which he wrote and directs for his senior thesis. “A play has an action, a desire that characters want, and obstacles in the way of completing that action.”

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Verbatim

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Overheard in Mathey courtyard

Girl 1: What!? Houseparties is in two weeks!?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's coming up fast.
Girl 1: But I'm only halfway through my transformation from
"artsy dork girl" to the "coolest girl in school" for my bet!
Girl 2: Better hurry up, man.

Overheard in Holder

Girl 1: If you were a boy for one day, what would be the first thing you would do?

Girl 2: I think I would get my dick sucked.

Girl 3: Oh my God! I would totally get my dick sucked.

Overheard in Ivy

Guy 1: Want to play Robo?
Guy 2: Yeah, but be sure to use only Republican-era quarters.

Overheard in ‘Enry Hall

Get your grubby little 'ands off my prized cock.

Overheard in Frist

I'm so fat. I wish I had the will power to be anorexic.

Overheard on Orange Key Tour

Tour Guide: And that's where I finally came to terms with the fact that I felt alientated.
Old Southern Lady on tour: You was a-weepin' in those shrubs?
Tour Guide: Those shrubs yonder?
O.S.L: Yes.
Tour Guide: Yeah, pretty much.