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October 13, 2025

On Souvenirs

What does it mean to buy a souvenir, for both gifter and giftee?

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Letter from the Editor

Dear reader, Some say that we’re facing an “attention crisis,” with social media algorithms destroying Gen Z’s focus. Well screw that. I’m already bored.The educated older generation, unable to accept their own inability to regulate big tech, have perverted the … Read More

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Vignette on Lychees

“When she closes her eyes, the sun remains a white spot in her vision, and she can romanticize the eye damage.”

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H.R.1.’s Local Impact: Beyond Higher Ed

H.R.1, known by many as Trump’s “One Big, Beautiful Bill,” promised higher taxes on college endowments and has pushed private universities like Princeton to cut budgets this fall. But looking beyond the university, some of the bill’s greatest impacts will be felt by New Jersey’s public education system.

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Submarine Story

“He reached out again to the metal, which seemed to bend out towards him too, its soft surface embracing his hand once more. The chain rang out again in the cold, cutting wind, which swirled around him.”

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Narrativization

“Behind my chest-thumping bravado and my snarling, reactive solipsism, it was apparent that I had reached a nadir: consumed by my own suffering and all of my ineffectual attempts to ‘better’ myself, I had begun to lose fundamental parts of myself.”

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After You

“I push myself through the moment in search of you.”

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On Alienation

A late-evening lecture, meta-glasses, and an increasing distance from everything

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Free Will?

The Nassau Weekly got schooled on free will, so we’re feeling…conscious. Aware. Does the footnote section get to have an opinion on free will? Oh, I’m hearing that we don’t. Oh well.

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Atlas

Tired, exhausted, spent. Atlas fails, his shoulders relax, the mighty stone slips, and goes tumbling.   It scratches the land, denting the mountains, before crashing into western sea.   He stands there trembling, covering his head.   –   He … Read More

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Verbatim

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Overheard at Terrace.

Girl in Ivy: Going to Terrace for dinner is just like doing an ethnography.

Overheard on Prospect

Student totally being hazed: This feels like hazing.

Frat bro: It’s not hazing, it’s just… tradition.

Hazee: That’s not better.

Overheard in Joline Basement

First-year still getting the sense of things: I think my laundry’s been in the dryer since Monday but I’m scared to check.

Overheard in Frist

Exhausted Senior: I thought the fire alarm was my alarm, so I just kept trying to sleep through the noise.

Overhead in 2D

Philosophy student: Associate with your manhood, it gives your privilege…gay guys tend to have that problem really bad.

Overheard in Tiger Tea Room

Student: Coffee is not that scary.

Mormon-coded student: Yes it is, it’s a gateway into addiction.

Overheard in Rocky Dining Hall

A girl speaking about large polarized sunglasses: When I see guys wearing those sunglasses I think they look like flies. Like flies with really big heads.

Overheard by Nassau Hall

Orange Key tour guide: Yeah, the Martinez brothers are from here.

Overheard on Prospect

Girl en route to Charter: I'm looking for any semi-tall, semi-skinny white guy… it doesn't matter actually.