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Byline: Rafael Abrahams

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Her Lady Bits

I have been many things throughout my tenure at Princeton—a human, a tiger, a journalist, drunk—but I have never been a lady. Through no fault of their own, approximately one half of mankind never experiences the triumphs and challenges of womanhood, and I am destined to remain among them.

by Rafael Abrahams on May 9, 2013May 11, 2013

Quack Music

I, like Kanye West, take great pleasure in talking about Kanye West. The brilliantly talented, ubiquitous egomaniac is a dual force of unbelievable music and even less believable controversy. Ye’s lyrics are witty, provocative, and complex, sometimes even bordering on … Read More

by Rafael Abrahams on October 12, 2011March 22, 2013

I Wrote A Thesis

I wrote a thesis. I wrote it and bound it and turned it in. I am proud of my thesis and I think I produced a piece of research that is interesting and substantial.

by Rafael Abrahams on April 25, 2013April 28, 2013

On Writing and the Douchebag Yid

Rafael Noah Abrahams channels Jonathan Safran Foer.

by Rafael Abrahams on November 16, 2011March 22, 2013

Honesty

[I] food [A] star_luvr : spicy fries at terrace fourth course are so obviously made by students they are so overspiced star_luvr : when i cook i put a shit ton of spices on it to test the limits of … Read More

by Rafael Abrahams on March 1, 2013September 7, 2013

Faces of Bicker

A Google image hunt.

by Rafael Abrahams on February 22, 2012March 22, 2013

The Outsider

Undernourished Diversions [Perspectives on The Hunger Games ]: Part 1.

by Rafael Abrahams on April 11, 2012March 22, 2013

A Hopeless Place

By Rihanna.

by Rafael Abrahams on February 29, 2012March 22, 2013

Slits

A short play for three friends at dawn.

by Rafael Abrahams on March 7, 2012March 22, 2013

On Writing and the Douchebag Yid

By Jonathan Safran Foer ’99.

by Rafael Abrahams on September 8, 2012March 22, 2013


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