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Long Lines at Treadmills Cause Frustration Among Students
Frequenters of Dillon Gymnasium aiming to get in a quick run on the treadmills before class or after class have recently been greeted with an unpleasant surprise: long lines. Although usually there are not long lines for the 14 treadmills in Dillon, the gym has become so popular that wait times for the treadmills have…
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Snow Finds Its Way to Princeton
There’s no denying it: snow has found its way to Princeton. Snow is on the ground both on north and south campus, and it’s been spotted on east campus. When questioned about the snow’s whereabouts, Small World employee Mary Climber answered, “I’m pretty sure it’s snowed everywhere in the town of Princeton.” Meteorologists have also…
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Prez: “It has to go!”
A maple tree on South Campus has become the subject of hot debate as multiple student groups have mobilized against its recently mandated demolition.
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University Vampires to hold blood drive
University Vampires have announced their fall blood drive, which is to take place on Friday, November 14, in the student center.
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Hanging Model Shark in Frist Falls on Yamaha Piano
The model shark suspended above the first floor of Frist recently fell onto the grand piano directly below it, causing a great big crash.