1. 2 bottles of anti-aging cream.
   “You may have just started college but ‘skin care lasts a lifetime.’”
2. 3 laundry hampers.
   “One for workout clothes, one for sweats, and one for everything else.”
3. 12 pairs of opaque black tights.
   “Translucent tights are tacky. I’m doing you a favor.”
4. 2 tissue box covers.
   “Your tissue box can’t clash with your bedspread!”
5. A roll of bubble wrap.
   “You never know.”
6. 6 pounds of Stevia organic calorie-free sweetener.
   “Sugar is the new fat; don’t go anywhere without Stevia.”
7. 1 electric candle.
   “Just in case you get a boyfriend, it’s romantic and fire-safe.”
8. 6 small ceramic dishes.
   “So you have something to serve your friends snacks on when they come over.”
9. 1 Jar of Organic Pumpkin Spice.
   “It’s Fall.”
10. 1 toaster.

*all real quotes from your dear Jewish mother.