Financial fiend: I think I might buy tiny amounts of bitcoin. I feel like I have absolutely nothing to lose at this point.
Mother: Happy Valentine’s Day! I am so in love with each one of you truly wonderful people!
Fruit of her loins: Haha buy me dinner first.
Eager participant: I’m not sure this biodiversity thing matters, but I feel like it’ll make a good discussion question.
Sophomore 1 on Bon Appetite: And then they got shut down because of racism.
Sophomore 2: And your sister is into that?
“To All the Boys” Fangurl 1: When we’re 40 we’ll have to get together for a wine night and watch the new movie about Lara Jean’s divorce.
“To All the Boys” Fangurl 2: Honestly… I’d watch it.
Sophomore 1 locked outside: I will honor code you, and then I will end your bloodline!
Sophomore 2 from the inside: Forget that. I'll social contract you!
A perspicacious student of machine writing: James Joyce does not pass the Turing Test.
Comp Lit Girl: Let me tell you it is SO easy to snack on stuff. like am I hungry?? No!! Am I going to eat the entire thing today?? YES!!! Such is the life on zoom.
New Jersey Public School Student: I didn't realize adults could actually be competent until I came to Princeton.
HUM Professor: It's up to your generation to solve these problems. I'm ready to retire and die.
Poetry Professor: You can’t hurt my feelings. Only fascists can hurt my feelings.
Annoyed Bridge Year Kid: St. A's people love nothing more than to tell you how they aren't supposed to talk about St. A's.
71-year-old professor: And the entire cast from Friends was in my dream. Joey and I went back to the hotel and… well I'll stop there.
Theater Prof: My friend used to translate Aeschylus–you know the scholar Robert Fagles?
Theater Professor: If you see a small bear, that's my dog Arlo. He once scared Joyce Carol Oates to death.
Comp lit major, hot chocolate in hand: The Princeton pandemic response has been the clearest case for anarchism that I've ever seen.