Exasperated student: “I don’t party. I’m FSI.”

Personal finance guru: “I might just sleep all day so I don’t have to pay for food.” Sage Lakers fan: “Mamba mentality.”

Friend 1: “Can I call you a WASP or is that offensive?” Friend 2: “You may. Why?” Friend 1: “You’ll see. It’s for a bit.”

Devious fellow: “Hello my good friend. I have numerous plans to devise with you in the morrow.”

Bespectacled man: “But am I really safe to drive?”

Local chef: “Sounds like someone needs a poop transplant.”

COS A.B. concentrator: “Wait who was that guy who did Facebook with Mark Zuckerberg? Mike Wazowski?”

Jaded juniors who foresee the end: “We’re not prepping, we’re just planning.”

Pensive lecturer: “Sorry about all the violent examples. I just come from a country where the policeman /does/ punch the boy all the time.”

Journalism prof: “I am no longer surprised by how little I know about women’s lives. Hold on, I have an anecdote. Have any of you seen Seinfeld?”

Loud, out-of-place humanities student: “Vermont? The only people who live in Vermont are Senator Bernie Sanders and my roommate.”

Middle-aged white male alum: “I can’t imagine what my father would think.”