Looking for an internship: It’s like I’m cooking, but it’s burning at the same time…

English Senior; Famous Poet: Sometimes I wish I smoked. It would give me an excuse to go outside.

Two people, discussing how they keep warm when going out: I let the alcohol keep me warm on the way there, and take a jacket on the way back.

A young boy: I can drink 2 redbulls and not feel anything.

BSE student: My grandma is a Stalinist.

Recruit who dropped their sport: Can I work in? Regular student: Work in Stone? Frist? Campus Club? Work in where?

Thinks in emotions: I don’t know if we’re dating or anything… Thinks in numbers: The amount of square footage you’ve covered does not say friendship.

Dietetic dialectical diatribist: I don’t think a vegan framework gets us most directly to what I want to see in our society. On the list of big picture issues, it is NOT making the top five…

From a Central Asian dictatorship: It was a bad month for democracy. I’m fleeing the country now.

Male feminist: I’m going to let you finish your sentence in your mind. 

Bickered Ivy, joined Cap: It’s surprisingly rewarding when you fall into the current of normalcy.

Woman in STEM: I am going to go circulate around the brothers now.