Someone who is so real for that: Last semester I hit this ground running. This semester I just hit the ground.

Sophomore: This salad is grossly underdressed.

First person: Why did you cut up all your food before eating it? Second person: Mild autism.

Surprised by His Son’s Tendency to Have Eggs for Breakfast: Oh, so Paul’s an egg maven now?

SPIA student: I think my preceptor is a pervert based on absolutely no evidence or reason.

Freshman: Should I start meditating or get a klonopin prescription?

Child at heart: I have to apply for something to prolong this youthfulness. Realist: You mean a fellowship?

Yearner: By acquiring something, I experience the loss. A loss by acquisition.

Reads too much Camus: I have the urge to say something philosophical. Naturally curious individual: Say it. Reads too much Camus: I don’t know what…I just have the urge.

Russian professor: Camus is a poor man’s Dostoevsky.

Someone: Why do you look so dark woke

Poet with shoulder-length hair: Getting old and gray and the gray matter is turning into cotton candy or sometimes steel wool, but neither one is what it’s supposed to be.