12 year-old to his 10 year-old brother: You gotta live life a little.

Born in the wrong generation: When dick didn’t mean dick and gay didn’t mean gay the world was a better place.

Tired SLA Professor: Go read the Church Fathers, please, I beg you.

A mean nerd: You should post that on r/mildlyinteresting.

An thesiser in his cubicle: I’m going to take off my shoes.

A fledgling scholar: Bro, I just learned the Ming dynasty was real thing .

A mistaken student: “What is it called? A birthing shower?”

Math Professor: “It’s like you’re gonna have to go super Saiyan to visualize this…like level 17000 Saiyan…deep neural networks Saiyan…I’m just Saiyan.”

SLA Professor: “No, you need to understand the reason I hate Ivan so much is because he reminds me the most of me.”

Guy in big pants: “This would be a great place to have an encampment.” 

Clumsy junior: “Through a series of Rube Goldberg-esque events, I have flushed my entire wallet down a toilet.”

Jewish White woman: “It’s not racist in a way that harms anyone.”