Beautiful girlfriend: I thought you liked me for my personality.
Realistic boyfriend: It’s okay.



Considering glass buildings and the implications of tourism on Princeton’s campus.

“There were always guava and mango, grapefruit and lychee. But, above all, there was always mother.”


“I wondered what or who—a simple puzzle, a stakeless one, but one that, in context, made my expectation of strangeness a mystery lived.”




“But with Mrs. Ashbury, Gregg was different. He showed her a care that she never seemed to reciprocate, even when she paid him.”

“But both in spite and because of this ubiquity, “Stairway to Heaven” gets a little slept on, relegated to the status of “rock classic” and thought of as a song more to be heard than to be enjoyed.”



On the state of environmental reporting under Trump.

“The king of clogs, sultan of slippers, ruler of rubber, the umph in umphibious, the ‘see ya later alligator,’ Guy Fieri’s favorite shoe”
Beautiful girlfriend: I thought you liked me for my personality.
Realistic boyfriend: It’s okay.