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Are You That Kid?
1. Do you raise your hand in precept before the teacher asks a question? a) Yes b) No 2. Do you play the piano in Frist? a) Yes b) No 3. Do you cover the salt and pepper, turn them over, twist them, and then put them back upright so that the next person to…
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Still Stumped?
Dear Smart Sally, What should I get my boyfriend for Valentine’s Day? Signed, Clueless in Cuyler Dear Clueless, Men only want one thing from us: hand-knit socks. So, grab your knitting needles and a big ball of wool and get cracking. Good luck! Smart Sally Dear Smart Sally, Lately, my girlfriend has been acting like…
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Where is the Clit?
Dear Sexpert, If someone rims my ass am I still a virgin? – Carnally Concerned Dear Carnally Concerned, Not in the eyes of Jesus, you aren’t. Dear Sexpert, My vibrator got lost in my birth canal when I was double clicking the mouse. It’s been three days and I still haven’t found it. I’ve gotten…
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Halfway to the Sky
Last Thursday, New York Times op-ed columnist Nicholas D. Kristof and his wife Sheryl WuDunn spoke at Princeton about their book Half The Sky: Turning Oppression into Opportunity for Women Worldwide, the psychology of reporting human rights, and why it’s important to travel. Before they started their presentation, Nick mentioned that the last time they…
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Mythbusters
In a culture saturated with information, it is sometimes hard to separate fact from fiction. Join me as we take a closer look at some of the biggest myths that have gone unexamined for years.
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Wondering Why?
Dear Wise Wendy, All of my friends have special skills. Some of my friends are great at driving, and other friends of mine have excellent body parts. What do I do to get a great skill? From, Skilless Dear Skilless, Don’t get too down on yourself—everyone has a skill, it’s just about finding the one…
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Wondering Why?
Dear Wise Wendy, I’ve been at Princeton for a little while now, and I just can’t seem to click with anyone romantically. I can’t bear this crippling loneliness any longer. Should I try Speed Dating? From, – In a Sophomore Slump Dear Sophomore, Don’t be so down! Just because you aren’t strolling across campus hand…
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Wondering Why?
Dear Wise Wendy, I’m having trouble getting anything done for class now that it’s nice outside. Any suggestions as we move into finals? From, Procrastinator Dear Procrastinator, Of course I have suggestio Dear Wise Wendy, How do I get over my fear of public speaking? I’m supposed to deliver a speech to my parents about…
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104 Hours in Calcutta
It all started with a little hash. Or rather, it all started with no hash. Or was it Old Monk? No, that’s not it. I’m not starting far back enough. I arrived in Calcutta on a Thursday night. I had come with one friend, let’s call her Betty, and was planning to meet up with…
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From the Editors
First Voice Message: Today, Friday, the 3rd, 4:27 a.m. — The sounds of Manhattan circa 3 a.m., most noticeably an earnestly diegetic purring. — Hey, man, I know it’s been awhile. — Palpable, nay, precocious, slurring — I’m calling to offer my well wishes, since I heard that you just got engaged to your slam-pig.…