Laundry and virtual meltdowns.

The vacuousness of the student government campaign.

Random, impromptu pop music blares from the sound system as the 2015 Clash of the Colleges commences: an unnamed administrator with a mic attempts to pump up a crowd of dazed freshmen; above, President Tilghman and co. look on as members of the Class of 2015 are hurled into an odd set of challenges, receiving…