Nassau Weekly

André Veiga

  • Four Shiny Haikus, like Four Shiny Small Roses

    Four Shiny Haikus, like Four Shiny Small Roses

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    My friend got a job Hey, it’s fine, I got head from your sister I deserve an A But I won’t do you. You are a Guest Lecturer Listen, babe, I swear She looked like you except for The wandering eye That herbal tooth paste It’s too minty for my balls No, really, stop it.

  • See The Last King of Scotland…

    See The Last King of Scotland…

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    If you wanted to know how messed up Uganda was in the 70s, why would you go watch The Last King of Scotland? You should obviously read Sam Karugire’s seminal piece A Political History of Uganda. Or Wikipedia “Idi Amin.” Image-google it. You’ll find out it was pretty darn bad. LKoS advertises itself as “based…