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The Sculptures that Surround Us
Brief descriptions of artistic objects you walk past on Princeton’s campus.
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Eugene
“I don’t think he would have been a loving father. He didn’t have it in him. I think he would have been too scared.”
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Just a Pain in the Ass
“Granny Annie had devoted her life to others in a manner that was awe-inspiring. Even winds upward of 100 miles per hour and torrential rain could not stymie her optimistic spirit, the hope that coursed through her family’s veins.”
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In Search of the Best Açaí Bowl
“At Princeton, sometimes it feels as though carbs are ubiquitous. Sometimes it’s difficult to bring to mind the last time we ingested a fruit or vegetable that wasn’t in the form of ice cream or dried into a chip. This is exactly what made the introduction of açaí bowls to campus so exhilarating.”
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Peer Review
“Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.”
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The Bees Are Trapped
Nicki Minaj, where are the bees? The bees are not in the trap— They are trapped in air that refuses to be their home.
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Home
“It wasn’t that I was self-conscious; rather, I recognized how ridiculous the scene must have looked. I was half dressed with tussled frosted tips and drooping bags under my eyes. They were fully uniformed, standing at least half a foot above me and simply staring at my unkempt figure.”
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The Rise and Fall of the Tide Pod
“The pods are designed to wash your clothing and maybe even scent them with subtle lavender, not to satisfy an uncontrollable sweet tooth or the adventurous eater in your family.”
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Spoilers Ahead: Riverdale Season 2 is a Soap Opera for a Younger Audience
In this new season, Riverdale’s soapy plot and neon-lit diner is su used with violence and vigilantism.