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The Sculptures that Surround Us

Brief descriptions of artistic objects you walk past on Princeton’s campus.

by Alex Jacobson, Andrew White, Mina Quesen, Serena Alagappan, Tess Solomon on November 17, 2019

Reckoning for the Hathahaters

Interrogating how and why Hollywood women fall out of public favor.

by Alex Jacobson on April 6, 2019April 13, 2019

Eugene

“I don’t think he would have been a loving father. He didn’t have it in him. I think he would have been too scared.”

by Alex Jacobson on March 10, 2019March 9, 2019

Viral Voting

It’s like precept, but for campaign ads.

by Alex Jacobson on October 14, 2018October 12, 2018

I Lied About Having A Bar Mitzvah

You might be left psychoanalyzing this one for years to come.

by Alex Jacobson on September 30, 2018September 29, 2018

Just a Pain in the Ass

“Granny Annie had devoted her life to others in a manner that was awe-inspiring. Even winds upward of 100 miles per hour and torrential rain could not stymie her optimistic spirit, the hope that coursed through her family’s veins.”

by Alex Jacobson on May 6, 2018May 5, 2018

In Search of the Best Açaí Bowl

“At Princeton, sometimes it feels as though carbs are ubiquitous. Sometimes it’s difficult to bring to mind the last time we ingested a fruit or vegetable that wasn’t in the form of ice cream or dried into a chip. This is exactly what made the introduction of açaí bowls to campus so exhilarating.”

by Alex Jacobson, Allegra Dobson on April 29, 2018April 28, 2018

Peer Review

“Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.”

by Alex Jacobson, Caroline Castleman on April 15, 2018

The Bees Are Trapped

Nicki Minaj, where are the bees? The bees are not in the trap— They are trapped in air that refuses to be their home.

by Alex Jacobson on March 10, 2018March 11, 2018

Home

“It wasn’t that I was self-conscious; rather, I recognized how ridiculous the scene must have looked. I was half dressed with tussled frosted tips and drooping bags under my eyes. They were fully uniformed, standing at least half a foot above me and simply staring at my unkempt figure.”

by Alex Jacobson on March 4, 2018March 4, 2018

The Rise and Fall of the Tide Pod

“The pods are designed to wash your clothing and maybe even scent them with subtle lavender, not to satisfy an uncontrollable sweet tooth or the adventurous eater in your family.”

by Alex Jacobson on February 25, 2018February 24, 2018

Spoilers Ahead: Riverdale Season 2 is a Soap Opera for a Younger Audience

In this new season, Riverdale’s soapy plot and neon-lit diner is su used with violence and vigilantism.

by Alex Jacobson on December 10, 2017December 10, 2017


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