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Overheard on the street

Well-meaning white girl: “I’ve never felt more, like, not around white people. Not bad, just different.”

Overheard in the Streets of Philly

Dude 1: This is the smoothest vape around. Dude 2: That’s like the worst sentence I’ve ever heard.

Overheard on the Street

White Cottage male with an AEI backpack: You can’t get coronavirus if you get hit by a car.

Overheard on the Street

Aspiring sex addict: “It would be hard to be an ugly sex addict. Do you think I’m attractive enough to be a sex addict?

Overhead on the street

COS boy: None of the SOC classes are funny this year. Finance bro: Yeah, Poverty in America isn’t being offered.

Overheard on the Street

Guy walking out of Tower: Fine, go to Charter Friday. Fine, hate yourself. It’s fine.

Overheard on the street

Tower man, wearing plaid: They need a good dose of shut the fuck up.

Overheard walking to the street

Gay freshman: These poppers are going to be a hit at Terrace.

Overheard on the Street

Frat president: Wow, we must have such high levels of toxic masculinity.

Overheard on the Street

PDP junior: Ladybugs are scarier than we give them credit for.

Overheard on the Street

Drunk engineer 1: I gave up alcohol for Lent. Drunk engineer 2: It would have been easier if you had given up sex.

Overhead on the Street

Quad senior: I think he’s very confident about his weight loss from last summer. Then again, that’s when he had malaria.

Overheard en route to the street

Gay sophomore girl: She could totally be gay. Her hips are, like, forward, you know?

Overheard on the Street

Asian man, to friend: It’s neither heaven nor hell. It’s just Tower.

Overheard on the Street

American frosh: It’s amazing you speak English so well. New Zealander: I mean, we speak English in New Zealand. American frosh: But if you speak English, then why do you have an accent?

Overheard on the Street

Nass sophomore, on motherly Nass alum: There’s literally zero doubt in my mind that at some point in my life I will hook up with her.

Overheard on the Street

Junior TI Theta to other junior TI Theta: You haven’t even had sex? Even weird people have had sex.

Overheard drunk on the street

Adamant frosh girl: I’m not your cow! Senior boy: You’re more than just your milk…

Overheard on the Street

Drunk sophomore, walking out of Tower party: I live in Rocky. You live in Wilson, the gayest of gay dorms.

Overheard en route to the Street

Senior girl 1: We’re going to get to Cannon and no one is going to be there. Senior girl 2: That’s the ideal scenario.

Overheard on the Street

BodyHype senior, to junior: I think you’re the kind of guy to go to war and come back with a Vietnamese wife.

Overheard on the Street

TI senior: And that’s how they made up: horse tranquilizers.

Overheard on the Street

Small drunkard: She rushed Pi Phi twice. That’s the most basic thing you can do.

Overheard en route to the Street

Girl, to boyfriend: You can’t do this. You know I don’t have money to bail you out again.

Overheard on the Street

Blonde girl, exasperated: Why do you want to hook up with me now?? I thought you thought I was crazy! Blond guy: Oh no, I definitely still think you’re crazy.