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September 16, 2004


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Overheard in the student center: a discussion about its anal-retentively corporate feel

Customer #1: Man, this place is getting more anal-retentive every year.
Customer #2: More anal-retentive? Pshaw, it's always been that way. Anyplace that fests as actively as this one does...

Overheard in the courtyard of East Pyne

Student: Can I bum a cig?
Professor: I'm Robert Fagles. A famous scholar.

Overheard on the street

Drunk girl (indignantly): Gay is just not a synonym for stupid!
Drunk guy: Yes, it is! When are you going to get that through your fucking head!