The Literary Issue

May 2, 2007


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Overheard outside Lockhart

Dude on phone: The green linen pants, the baby blue blazer, the white collared shirt and the navy blue tie...I think that's it. I definitely need it by Friday

Overheard at Ivy

Girl 1: Then, I fell down in the tap room and broke my left wrist.
Girl 2: Well it's good that you broke the left, and not the right, because at least you can still give blow jobs.

Overheard in Bloomberg

Drunk guy: I think you're one of the most beautiful girls on campus. (thoughtful pause) Does that offend you?

Overheard outside 1879 Arch

Girl (motioning down campus): Let's go down
Guy: Here?
Girl: Fuck off!

Overheard at the CJL

Guy 1: What do you think about Butt Rape For Kids?
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe the government should start a program called No Child Left Behind.

Overheard on McCosh Walk

Freshman guy on cell phone: Hi Mom, I have a meeting with my adviser in 20 minutes and I have to decide on classes -- What should I take?