Jeff Nunokawa: Ed White makes me look like John Fleming
Male Junior 1: Yeah, I passed out once at TI and didn't wake up until after lunch the next day.
Male Junior 2: Wow, I'm suprised no one jerked off on your face.
Sorority girl: And the BEST thing about campus is that you can, like, keep your alcohol in a bag or whatever and drink it and they can't do anything to you!
Prefrosh: [awkwardly] Ummm, oh cool.