Reunions Issue

May 29, 2009


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Overheard on the Dinky:

Girl #1: I know people who have never been to Twist.

Girl #2: Really?

Overheard walking back from Frist after midnight:

Girl: [To friend] I hope she doesn't think this is, like, a lesbian booty call. I really just want the adderall.

Overheard in Firestone:

Ivy Pi Phi: She was wearing that same dress from her birthday party.

Ivy Theta: Is that the night we almost got raped in the pizza parlor?

Ivy Pi Phi: Yes, and she gained like ten pounds.

Overheard in Terrace:

Bro looking into mirror of Terrace bathroom: [To himself] "My hair looks fucking awesome!"

Overheard at Ivy formals:

[someone vomits in the Mens room]

Junior: Now that's a sound I like!