February 29, 2008


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Overheard at Tower initiations

Tower member to Anscombe Society member: Your soul belongs to Jesus, but your ass belongs to me.

Overheard on Fox

Bill Kristol, proposing a new campaign strategy for Hillary Clinton: How about reality? And by that I mean . . . how about fear? I recommend to her the politics of fear.

Overheard in Forbes dining hall

Girl to table at large: You know The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? My friends and I have a Sisterhood of the Traveling Corset. It's lacy and purple. Boy at table: Wait . . . that, like, totally undermines the feminist message of the book.

Overheard in Terrace

Terran girl, to friend: Hey, how’s it goi-
Silly sophomore girl doing her Terrace offering: BLAH BLAH BLAH (giggles at how silly she’s being)
Friend: So her offering is to say ‘blah blah’ every time you talk?
Terran girl: Yeah-
Silly sophomore girl: BLAH BLAH BLAH (giggles more)
Friend: Do you wanna do some lines?
Terran girl: Sure.
Silly sophomore girl: (silence)