Our Lady of Good Voyage

May 9, 2013


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Overheard in Cuyler

Junior male: I voted for the kid who drank his own semen.

Overheard in Twist

Cottage sophomore 1: We were talking about the Maldives and Mauritius.
Cottage sophomore 2: The who’s and the what’s?!

Overheard at Ivy

Pi Phi, disgustedly: Coach was so middle school.

Overheard in Frist

Desolate press club member: I’ve hit so many new lows tonight. Don’t verbatim that, it’s too raw.

Overheard in Arabic 107

Prof. Tareq Elsayed: I would love to work at Wawa. You get free coffee and you can be yourself.

Overheard in Whitman

Theta 1: Do you have a seersucker dress I can borrow?
Theta 2, nostalgically: My
Christian horseback-riding summer camp used to sell seersucker pajamas

Overheard at Shere Khan / St. A’s pregame

Sophomore male: Let’s not go to formals. Everyone is here.

Overheard at Terrace

Pi Phi, proudly: I went to Pi Phi formals without a date, and came back with someone else’s.

Overheard at Terrace formals

Fashionable male: I don’t understand why everyone hates pretension. I love pretension.

Overheard on McCosh Walk

St. A’s sophomore, to senior: Hey, can you help me craft something clever and witty to send to the GroupMe?

Overheard in Forbes

Tower sophomore: Can you have non-aggressive sex? Like, just passionate, sensual intercourse where both parties are not angry at each other? Is that possible?

Overheard at Lawnparties

Theta sophomore, to peer: My sunglasses are more expensive than our friendship.

Overheard in Terrace

Junior male, upon opening paycheck, triumphantly: 55 dollars! That’s an eighth!

Overheard in creative writing registration line

Freshman 1: My prom date’s dad is like, pretty famous.
Freshman 2: Wow. Imagine having a famous dad. Is your dad famous?
Freshman 1: He’s kinda famous. Yeah. He’s famous.
Freshman 2, awed: Wow.

Overheard in Frist

Classics major: For my Greek essay we have to take an insignificant passage from Medea and talk about its significance.