Julie Has Confidence

January 12, 2007

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Overheard at Harvard

Visiting Princetonian: There's someone crying in your bathroom.
Guy: Welcome to Harvard.

Overheard in Chancellor Green

Guy: I was ambivalent about Gerald Ford before it was cool.

Overheard in HIS 400

Guy 1: In the reading by Hannah Arendt ... is that how you pronounce her name?
Guy 2: If she were here right now, she would slap you.

Oveheard on an Axe Body Spray Can

Axe Deodorant Body Spray is the all-over body spray with effective deodorant protection and a long-lasting fragrance designed to seduce the ladies. If you Spray it, they will come.

Overheard at Nass Strategy Meeting

EIC: If they fuck with us, we'll burn down their houses.

Overheard at Nass Layout

Publisher: That's why I became a misogynist. Because I'm sick of crazy people.
EIC: Don't you think it's unfair to label all girls that way?
Publisher: That's why it's called misogyny.