Visiting Princetonian: There's someone crying in your bathroom.
Guy: Welcome to Harvard.
Guy: I was ambivalent about Gerald Ford before it was cool.
Guy 1: In the reading by Hannah Arendt ... is that how you pronounce her name?
Guy 2: If she were here right now, she would slap you.
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EIC: If they fuck with us, we'll burn down their houses.
Publisher: That's why I became a misogynist. Because I'm sick of crazy people.
EIC: Don't you think it's unfair to label all girls that way?
Publisher: That's why it's called misogyny.