April 29, 2004


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Overheard at Late Meal

Freshman girl 1: She's always got that shit-eating grin on her face.
Freshman girl 2: Yeah, I know, ever since she hooked up with the lead singer of Dispatch.
FG 1: Wait, I thought I hooked up with the lead singer of Dispatch.
FG 2: Then either you... or she...
FG 1: It's like an episode of "Ghostwriter."

Overheard in Terrace, discussing potential house parties dates

Guy 1: I wouldn’t recommend her, she’s not terribly attractive.
Guy 2: No. She’s kind of horse-faced... but, then again, I really like horses.

Overheard outside Clapp Hall

Guy: I like that bracelet.
Girl: Thanks, it's an old family heirloom.
Guy: You say everything you have is a family heirloom.
Girl: Yeah, especially my "I'm a carrier for Tay-sachs syndrome.

Overheard in Rocky dining hall

Frat boy: I can't believe that grade inflation shit actually passed.
Emo kid: I know. I used think the faculty here was cool.
Frat boy: So, you going to transfer to Brown, now?
Emo kid: No, I'll probably just transfer to "totally anal."