The Shtup of Whatever
Sort-of gay frosh week.
Magaysia
Abhorring abhorring Malaysia.
Chick Othello
An all-female production.
Shitty Advice
In which writer receives rotten wisdom.
Puzzles at Princeton
Puzzle Club’s beginning and future.
No Phone Zone
Technological ascetics.
Missed Connections
Recollected.
Machine Dreams
A mercenary for Psychology.
Centipede Hz
Animal Collective, collecting, evolving, working through.
The dead earth sighs,
Poem.
Confessions IV
Speaking of several sins.
The Sophomore Encore
Sophomore fall in a vacuum.
More Finite Jest
The end of laughter.
100 Better Ways To Spend The $75,000 Now Being Spent By The USG On Their Signature Orange & Black Ball:
(Which Three-Hour Ball Consists Of Gymnasium Drunkenness, Middling Food, And Middling Music)