Beirut issue

September 27, 2007


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Overheard at Terrace

American student: Do you dream in English?
Indian student: Dreams are for pussies?

Overheard in Prospect Garden

Girl 1: You're alright, though?
Girl 2: I am lively and fresh, even in the autumn of my girlhood.

Overheard in the SPAM file of the Verbatim mailbox

SPAM: Good day Verbatim, use our help and you will have to make one more passport for your penis!

Overheard at Towe brunch

Guy: Wait a minute, you found that yarmulke? Oh man, now I have all sorts of Jewish lice, charging my regular lice ridiculous rates.

Overheard in diary of anonymous I-Banking recuiter

10:30 a.m. Watch markets. Autos. Oil. Gold. Take brisk walk around trading floor.
12:00 p.m. Lunch with a referral at her private club. Sheʼs wearing a velvet headband and pearls. I gear myself up for a very polite tutorial.
My tutor wears diamonds