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Teeth

Meditations on Didion, Rooney, Shakespeare, and tooth extraction

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Sentence Starters

We haven’t learned the right tense: the cliché of red leaves falling, your choice  of hazelnut cold  foam atop my cold brew, that dead squirrel we mourned for because despite the newborn tents we couldn’t have brought her back. Why … Read More

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“It’s Just a Sex Thing”: Hookup Culture and the Death of Movement Feminism

This Nass writer assembles anecdotes from six Princeton women to answer the question: Where do we go from here?

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The Dating Issue: Full Design

This week, we shacked up, settled down, and cuffed ourselves into oblivion

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Nass List: What’s Your Type?

What’s our type?

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I Got with an Alum, and I Liked It: A True Story

“‘We both have husbands,’ replied the other man, and they leaned in for a passionate kiss.”

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Room for Romance? Residential Colleges and Their Dating Prospects

Mathey / Rocky  They’re objectively beautiful. Cultured. Nuanced. The only problem is our age gap.    I really like their history lectures, but I worry our relationship can only exist in les amphithéâtres. They drink their coffee black, they enjoy … Read More

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Nass Recommends: Four Books of Theory to Impress Your Crush

A little bit of theory to fill you in on human emancipation and elevate your reputation

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At the End of It

“She was smiling. She hadn’t stopped smiling since she got here. He wanted her to stop. He’d known her for months and hadn’t seen her cry yet.”

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The Problem with the Modern Love Novel

An epistolary account of sex, love, literature, and tragedy

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Nassifieds

Reach out to thenassauweekly@gmail.com if any of these tickle your fancy!

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Reigning Friendship

Another Nass writer challenges the supremacy of romance and chats about her friends

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