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100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight

My mom has the key to my chastity belt.

by staff on March 7, 2015July 4, 2017

Corpse Diem

We will all be worm food
So fuck each other wildly

by Samuel Bollen on March 7, 2015

With Teeth

You can go suck a fuck.

by Saph Ho on March 7, 2015

What They Know

You don’t know that they know, too. You don’t know that they know that there’s that spot that if you brush it the right way reduces me to goose bumps.

by Margot Ravin on March 7, 2015

“Marry Me” St. Vincent

When Pitchfork asked Annie Clark, better known by her stage name St. Vincent, how she celebrated winning a Grammy for her self-titled album St. Vincent, she responded, “I just took a shower. [Laughs.] I’m having a coffee with cocoa.”

by Kevin Cheng on March 7, 2015

Telescoping Bodies

A young man is standing 2 m from the edge of a cliff that overlooks the ocean. The distance between the top of the cliff and the water below is 12 m.

by Camila Legaspi, Guy Johnston, H. H., Kat Kulke, Olivia Lloyd, Senna Kaine, Suzanne Doré on March 7, 2015May 26, 2020

Modem Love

He was online, and I could tell because the green light was buzzing next to his name and profile picture.

by Rachel Stone on March 7, 2015March 15, 2015

Sex on TV

Mad Men

The man will keep his suit on and will be married, but definitely not to you.

by Sophie Parker-Rees on March 7, 2015March 15, 2015

Manscaping

Before my senior year of high school, I had relegated the concept of manscaping to metrosexual metropolises like New York and Los Angeles.

by Samuel Bollen on March 7, 2015

The Disappearing Nude

Last month, most of Princeton’s eating clubs eliminated nudity from their initiations festivities. The club graduate boards, composed largely of aging men, probably dressed in long robes, decided that nudity is not in fact an unalienable right, but rather a nuisance and a liability.

by Hadley Newton on March 7, 2015March 15, 2015

Coming Out to Christ

I am sixteen years old and sitting in a church pew and I am committing an act of defiance.

by John Cadlett on February 28, 2015

Portraits of Exploitation

Their faces were painted in hurried brushstrokes, slightly off-color, and without many identifying characteristics.

by Talya Nevins on February 28, 2015March 7, 2015


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