Overheard in CJL

Geographically inept freshman: Why don't you have a southern drawl?
South Dakota native: I'm not from the South.

Overheard in Dod

Theta junior: We need to take a moment to talk about Timothée Chalamet – he's so hot!
Theta soph: Wait, let me tigerbook him.

Overheard at the Wilson Blackbox

Frosh starting tech week: Do you ever get blueballed but like emotionally?

Overheard on the Street

Guy walking out of Tower: Fine, go to Charter Friday. Fine, hate yourself. It's fine.

Overheard outside 1879

Non-Catholic: If you get drunk at the Aquinas Center, is it a sin?

Overheard on Prospect

Student: Wait, is Macaulay Culkin in TI??

Overheard on TigerTrek

Blade CEO: Typical Princeton kids... reading without their lips moving.

Overheard at Frist

Frosh to friend, describing problematic male: He just mansplains a lot.
Friend: I kinda like that though.

Overheard in Bloomberg

White girl: This tastes like bug spray.
White boy, matter-of-factly: Yeah, that's just IPAs in general.

Overheard at Frist

Frosh to friend, preparing for their first Princetoween: Nooo, I don't wanna be slutty Harry Potter!

Overheard at Wilcox

Lonely frosh: Tell me why these curly fries are the only constant in my life right now.

Overheard in Whitman

Prospective study abroad student: Does Norway even have religion?
Their friend: Uh, yea. Norse mythology. Thor.

Overhard in POL Precept

Bro: There is a feminist literature on…uh…of peace.

Overheard in 1903

Terrace senior man, eating Olives lemon square: “Marx is my daddy.”

Overheard in French Seminar

Previously Verbatim-ed Sophomore French Student: *coughs*
Professor: "Be careful, or you'll be back in the Nassau Weekly."

Exclaimed in Frist

Struggling CBE freshman
"Pop tarts are sugar ravioli!"

Came to me in a dream

Dream Self: Hmm.. Princeton should really divest from fossil fuels…

Overheard in Wilcox

Enlightened freshman: It's a new season. It's a Christian Girl Fall.

Overheard in Roma D-Hall

Nass Sophomore: There's this girl writing about climate protest music.
Non-Nass Sophomore: That's so college.

Overheard in TI

Beer-soaked frosh at State Night: Is it acceptable to go to Ivy like this?

Overheard on the street

Tower man, wearing plaid: They need a good dose of shut the fuck up.

Overheard on the phone

Senior man crushing junior woman's dreams: He's not athletic; he's in Wawa United.

Overheard outside Nassau Hall

Exasperated white girl: If your dog looks like a rat, then it is one.

Overheard at Alchemist and Barrister

Cannon Junior: Why does eduroam work better here than in my room?

Overheard in POLStats

Thoughtful sophomore: Jesus would have been a VSCO girl.