Girl, referring to debate: Obama killed it last night. Friend: Really? I heard Romney was good. Girl: No, definitely Obama. Look at the New York Times, every article says he won.
Potential Woody Woo major: I’m not going to Terrace because you can’t get marijuana smoke out of cashmere.
Sophomore Pi Phi, walking to rush: I cannot smile for three hours right now.
Freshman girl 1: What if that car just ran over us right now? Freshman girl 2: That’d be so Regina George.
Guy: Somebody’s daughter is getting fucked tonight.
Drunk girl (indignantly): Gay is just not a synonym for stupid! Drunk guy: Yes, it is! When are you going to get that through your fucking head!
Group of girls, leaving the street: She was wearing stilettos. I mean, you do you… but she was doing you all wrong.
Senior girl, reflecting on Kant: The next time I’m making out with someone on the street, I’m going to ask them, excuse me, do you see me as a means or an end?
Dude: If you join Terrace you get to be super edgy and cross the street this way every day.
Maintenance worker, to fellow worker: Forget the Street. These kids are animals. They’re beasts. They’re just products of their environment.
Tower member: Straight up encountering bunnies on the way home from the street makes my night they are just so chill