Potential Woody Woo major: I’m not going to Terrace because you can’t get marijuana smoke out of cashmere.
Sophomore Pi Phi, walking to rush: I cannot smile for three hours right now.
Freshman girl 1: What if that car just ran over us right now?
Freshman girl 2: That’d be so Regina George.
Guy: Somebody’s daughter is getting fucked tonight.
Drunk girl (indignantly): Gay is just not a synonym for stupid!
Drunk guy: Yes, it is! When are you going to get that through your fucking head!
Group of girls, leaving the street: She was wearing stilettos. I mean, you do you… but she was doing you all wrong.
Senior girl, reflecting on Kant: The next time I'm making out with someone on the street, I'm going to ask them, excuse me, do you see me as a means or an end?
Dude: If you join Terrace you get to be super edgy and cross the street this way every day.
Maintenance worker, to fellow worker: Forget the Street. These kids are animals. They’re beasts. They’re just products of their environment.
Tower member: Straight up encountering bunnies on the way home from the street makes my night they are just so chill
Rutgers Alum/Wacko: 'If you actually hang out with a lot of the members, especially the members now, you’ll hear them use the phrase n—ger and jig—boo all the time, shouting out of cars at black people on the street and stuff like that,' Joseph said, noting that he wasn’t 'a racist or anything like
that,' but that he too used both words from time to time.
Guy1: There was this one time my sophomore year of high school when some poor guy on the street asked me for a couple of bucks to buy a pizza. At the time I was big into my objectivist phase, so I was just like, "Ayn Rand, dude!" slapped him five, and went on my merry way.