Why did that alumnus give so much money to re-open Cannon Club?
He probably misses the days when he and his friends could pee on each other and gang-rape women.
When you’re a grad student, basically everyone in the world shits on you while your friends make tons of money trading junk bonds.
I don’t get this last Canto. I mean, who is this Judas guy?
The moral of the story is, if you’re considering taking courses in the sociology department: don’t. ...Oh boy, if this makes it into Verbatim, I’m screwed.
American beer is what, 2% alcohol? It’s like water... oh, but for you, that’s illegal.
Maybe I do want to be an academic. Whenever I go into Firestone and see all those books it makes me want to come in my pants.
Boy: Yeah, Robbie George, the bigot, teaches Con Interp.
Girl: Oh, no, he’s not a bigot. He’s a really strict Catholic.
They just go on and on and ON about the sex - it’s fabulous!
Student: isn’t “occurrence” referring to sex?
Cadden: Well, (thumbs up) dirty mind at 9:30 - way to go.
In the production I saw, when she committed suicide, the blood splattered on General Gabler’s portrait...I thought that was quite nice.
I am African American. I realize I probably look white and Jewish to most of you... There was some fooling around back there in the slave age.