Overheard at Lockhart

Possessive Junior: Yo, stop reading my cookbook!
Defensive Frosh: I'm trying to learn how to read!

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Overheard at Lockhart

COS Major to Frosh: You aged 20 years this past semester because you're CBE, you dumb bitch.

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Overheard at Lockhart

Frosh: Wow, you're even cooler in person.
Idol: Was I not a person in the dark?

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Overheard at Lockhart

Drunk guy needing to button sleeves: Can you button this for me… damn that's so hot

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Overheard in Whitman

Rowing freshman: I REFUSE to be at Dick's Sporting Goods for more than an hour.

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Overheard in Roma D-Hall

Healthy Frosh: The hot line is so long. I think half the reason I eat salads is just because I'm so lazy.

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Overheard at Roma

Frosh trying to win a debate: But sugar cubes have never been alive.

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Overheard outside Cap

Bouncer: This is not a line. This is a gagglefuck.

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Overheard in a Meeting

Frustrated Sophomore, about Coronavirus: I'm sick of all this isolationist rhetoric–I just want to spend my summer abroad!

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Overheard at Choir Practice

Recently single soph: I knew there was something off about him…it was the group sex

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Overheard at a coffee shop in town

TI member: This year I accidentally threw beer on a crowd of parents.They need to be ushered into the new future.

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Overheard outside Frist

Upset sophomore: The fact that they took Supervillain Island off of Poptropica is literally a hate crime

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Overheard in Whitman

APES Boy to a table of APES Boys: Dude! You gotta sous-vide the eggs to make an eggs Benedict!

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Overheard in Spelman

Astute observer: Being white is like vodka— you don’t drink it on its own, but it mixes well with everything else!

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Overheard at Terrace

Graduating senior: I love Ambien so much… Can't wait to finally have my own prescription one day.

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Overheard in Wilcox

Sophomore libertarian: Mitt Romney is a hottie with a body.

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Overheard at Vegan Shabbat

TI Senior Male: How would we all be racist if we were colorblind?

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Overheard in Holder Basement

I used to do the crossword. Now I don't have time because I'm always sucking dick.

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Overheard on Blackboard

Content added: Lecture 6 — Cocaine Arrives

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Overheard at 1AM

Confused Pi Phi: Wait, is Bridge Year a personality trait?

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Overheard in Neuro Institute

Disembodied voice, heeled shoes running down the hall: ESMERELDA!!!

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Overheard in Wucox:

Bewildered sophomore: What is the difference between The Daily Princetonian and The Nassau Weekly?

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Overheard in TI

Nass Editor: The conservative in me is gonna come out…

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Overheard in Terrace on a night out

Adventurous Sophomore: Does anyone wanna play strip monopoly?

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Overheard on Frist 100 level

Smug Sophomore: I'm writing an essay for Creative Nonfiction about a mathematician's relationship to chalkboards.

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