Overheard on Prospect

PSafe officer to religious protestors: Yeah… we're actually more worried about these kids coming after you guys.

Overheard at She Roars

Supreme Court justice, on being famous in public: I have to be careful at the beach now.

Overheard on the M Train

Person 1: Music is just marketing.
Person 2: Could you elaborate?
Person 1: Not really, no.

Overheard outside Viv:

Former Pi Phi: The only things on my list of things I hate are tunics and tattoos of people's faces. The only things I love are unconventional couples that actually work really well together.

Overheard by the U Store

White privilege Cap icon after parents weekend: Fuck, I forgot to ask my parents for cash to pay for my weed.

Overheard through an open dorm window

Catholic boi, probably: Hey Alexa, wake me up at 8 a.m. with “Smash Mouth” by All Star.

Overheard on Nassau

Sophomore on the come-up: I'm lowkey always the alpha. I'm a Great White, bitch.

Overheard in Winberies

Junior who is OVER IT: It's not a Terrace shirt. Some of us just wear tie dye.

Overheard in Whitman dining hall

Frosh 1, on ancestry.com: I'm interested in my heritage.
Frosh 2: You're white as fuck.

Overheard in Wilson Common Room

Sophomore: I don't buy the trinity thing. Jesus ain't God.
Friend: Can I interest you in Islam?

Overheard in a common room

Stressed soph: I'm gonna make some spreadsheets so I feel less overwhelmed.

Overheard at Jadwin

Outsider about insider: She goes to late meal every day. She's that rich.

Overheard in Florida

Grandmother: I’m really into reading the obituary section. . . There isn’t much else in the Miami Herald

Overheard at Ivy

Terrace senior: I am a serial misgenderer.

Overheard in Frist

Gay humanist junior: Wow, the professor literally just mansplained us the syllabus for 80 minutes.

Overheard in Terrace

Senior philosophy major: As a baby, I couldn't fall asleep unless I was listening to Wagner.

Overheard on the Street

PDP junior: Ladybugs are scarier than we give them credit for.

Overheard In car rental station abroad

Socialite, stepping into driver’s seat of Audi A3: I was really nervous about driving in a foreign country, but now I feel better because I just… I know this car.

Overheard in Ivy

Ivy senior, on family values: My Thanksgiving dinners are always Michelin starred.


Overheard in New York

Princeton graduate, thesis prize winner: All my memories I remember in my mind.

Overheard during Siesta

Insta-gay consulting sellout: Every guy I've ever had sex with is in my econ class… and it's stressful.

Overheard in Cottage bathroom

Freshman girl: I’d be such a lax bro. Such a dick.

Overheard at Nomad

Nass contributor: You have a little oppressor living in your heart and her name is Omarosa Manigault Newman.

Overheard in bed

Girlfriend, to boyfriend, making a move: Can’t we just hold hands like we’re elderly?

Overheard in Iowa

Woman: Do you know what Club Penguin is?
Uber-WASP: Is that in New York?