Guy 1: I totally have an Indian fetish.
Guy 2: You have an everything fetish.
Guy 1: That’s not true, i don’t have an Asian fetish.
Guy 3: It’s just so weird that you’re not gay.
Guy 1: [silent contemplation, vague credulity]
· March 31, 2004
Bot check: What is the name of the res. college that begins with an M?