Overheard on exclusive Fox News interview

Vice President: Well, true, it was unprecedented. I’ve been in the business for a long time and never seen a situation quite like this. We’ve had experiences where the President has been shot; we’ve never had a situation where the Vice President shot somebody.
Astute Reporter: Not since Aaron Burr…
VP: Not since Aaron Burr.
AP: Different circumstances.
VP: Different circumstances.

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