Overheard in Prospect Garden

Guy: What happened to verbatim? It used to be like:
Overheard in Cottage:
Guy: something penis related
Girl: something relative to all penis

but now it’s like
Overheard in Jacob Savage’s bed:
Jacob: blah blah something political
Rob Buerki: Ha ha, you’re so topical.
Jacob Savage: not like JACOB GOLD

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