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Bourgeois trash mother, to son: I’m BORED with my clothes (not surprising, this happens towards the end of every season).
I did NOT get the cropped jeans that I showed you last time (the ones at Neiman’s) bc I figured out that if I shortened the Topshop jeans, I’d have the right look. Yay!
Can I wear these? NO shade please on the size I know I’m fat…but am I too old for these on the weekends? They’re BALMAIN (gasp). I LOVE the detailing on the knees…but can a 60 year old who maybe looks 45 wear these? [link]

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