Overheard in Frist:


Sophomore Pi Phi 1: Do I get this sushi?
Sophomore Pi Phi 2: They never have Hawaiian rolls, but do now. So do it!
Pi Phi 1: But formals are so soon and I don’t want to wear Spanx this year.
Pi Phi 2: What’s so bad about sushi?
Pi Phi 1: Rice is a carb!
Pi Phi 2: Fuck.