Overheard in Dillon

Guy 1: So I just started dating this girl and it’s her birthday; what should I get her?
Guy 2: Well the thing is that with a longterm relationship you can give her something you know she could use, but with a girl you just started dating…well, you have to give her something beautiful, but useless.
Guy 1: So where would I find a useless object of beauty… besides Cottage?

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