Grad student 1: I was attempting to help her with her econ and…
GS 2: Wait, she was your student, right?
GS 1: Yeah…
GS 2: Hey, I tried that once. I married my TA. Didn’t work out so well.
GS 1: Baby, if you were my student, I would have treated you like a queen.
A few minutes later…
GS 1: I think I have a working relationship now…an open one.
GS 2: An open one?
GS 1: Yeah…
GS 2: I had one of those, too. Didn’t work out so well.
GS 1: But I like her…I think she’s cute. She’s not my normal look, though.
GS 2: Whats your normal look?
GS 1: Emaciated.