Overheard on the Street

Drunk engineer 1: I gave up alcohol for Lent.
Drunk engineer 2: It would have been easier if you had given up sex.

Overhead on the Street

Quad senior: I think he's very confident about his weight loss from last summer. Then again, that's when he had malaria.

Overheard en route to the street

Gay sophomore girl: She could totally be gay. Her hips are, like, forward, you know?

Overheard on the Street

Asian man, to friend: It’s neither heaven nor hell. It’s just Tower.

Overheard on the Street

American frosh: It’s amazing you speak English so well.
New Zealander: I mean, we speak English in New Zealand. American frosh: But if you speak English, then why do you have an accent?

Overheard on the Street

Nass sophomore, on motherly Nass alum: There’s literally zero doubt in my mind that at some point in my life I will hook up with her.

Overheard on the Street

Junior TI Theta to other junior TI Theta: You haven’t even had sex? Even weird people have had sex.

Overheard drunk on the street

Adamant frosh girl: I’m not your cow!
Senior boy: You’re more than just your milk...

Overheard on the Street

Drunk sophomore, walking out of Tower party: I live in Rocky. You live in Wilson, the gayest of gay dorms.

Overheard en route to the Street

Senior girl 1: We’re going to get to Cannon and no one is going to be there.
Senior girl 2: That’s the ideal scenario.

Overheard on the Street

BodyHype senior, to junior: I think you’re the kind of guy to go to war and come back with a Vietnamese wife.

Overheard on the Street

TI senior: And that’s how they made up: horse tranquilizers.

Overheard on the Street

Small drunkard: She rushed Pi Phi twice. That’s the most basic thing you can do.

Overheard en route to the Street

Girl, to boyfriend: You can't do this. You know I don't have money to bail you out again.

Overheard on the Street

Blonde girl, exasperated: Why do you want to hook up with me now?? I thought you thought I was crazy!
Blond guy: Oh no, I definitely still think you’re crazy.

Overheard en route to the Street

Drunk bro, to Theta, wisely: Instagram likes aren’t everything, you know.

Overheard on the Street

Freshman with game, to senior: Sooo what res college are you in?

Overheard on the Street

Girl, referring to debate: Obama killed it last night.
Friend: Really? I heard Romney was good.
Girl: No, definitely Obama. Look at the New York Times, every article says he won.

Overheard on the Street

Potential Woody Woo major: I’m not going to Terrace because you can’t get marijuana smoke out of cashmere.

Overheard on the Street

Drunk girl: I worked from 10-5.
Drunk dude spitting incoherent game: Better than 10-8.

Overheard on the Street

Drunk girl: I worked from 10-5.
Drunk dude spitting incoherent game: Better than 10-8.

Overheard on the Street

Upper East Sider, talking about his jeans:
I only own one pair of sevens.

Overheard on the Street:

Sophomore Pi Phi, walking to rush: I cannot smile for three hours right now.

Overheard on the Street:

Freshman girl 1: What if that car just ran over us right now?
Freshman girl 2: That’d be so Regina George.

Overheard on the way to the street in front of Brown Hall

Guy: Somebody’s daughter is getting fucked tonight.