Verbatim for Apr 20, 2006

Overheard in HIS 362

Professor Kotkin (on gulags): The prisoners there were in fact criminals. They were thieves, they were drunks, they were rapists, they were murderers. (pause) They were lacrosse players.

Overheard in East Pyne

Straight Male GS: Giving head is the gateway drug to me

Overheard in front of Frist

Guy 1: I don't get it -- 300 members of the class of 2010 were the victims of abortion?
Guy 2: That's ridiculous. Kids from abortion families don't get into Princeton.