Overheard in Terrace
I really want to catch a groundhog and release it in Cottage. But they’d probably just think it was a Chinese kid and beat it up.
Verbatim for Mar 30, 2006
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in Terrace
Guy: Wait, aren't you a Pi Phi?
Girl: No, I'm black.
in Ivy
SAE 1 (blowing cocaine): Loose lips sink ships, boys. Ivy club honor.
SAE 2: Ivy club honor.
Overheard in ENG413
Girl: Is Emerson referring to the Middle Passage?
Prof Howe: You mean the slave ships?
Girl: Oh, no. I meant Lewis and Clark. What am I referring to?
Zach Woolfe: Your own racism?