Verbatim for Feb 5, 2004

Overheard in Frist

Guy: Of course I have an amazing wardrobe! I mean, I hook up with guys!!

Overheard in Foulke Hall

I think drinking cheese is a small price to pay to have sex with me.

Overheard by Aliza Kennerly, a finalist in the Wanna Be In Rent? Contest

Hey, Aliza, I heard you were gonna be in Cats!