Overheard in Terrace, discussing potential house parties dates
Guy 1: I wouldn’t recommend her, she’s not terribly attractive.
Guy 2: No. She’s kind of horse-faced... but, then again, I really like horses.
Guy: Of course I have an amazing wardrobe! I mean, I hook up with guys!!
I think drinking cheese is a small price to pay to have sex with me.
Hey, Aliza, I heard you were gonna be in Cats!