Some soft fiction.

1. Leave notes in books that imply a campus-wide Masonic influence.

_Editor’s note: the following is a game created out of the competing and complementary strangeness of both modern advertising and independent cinema. Enjoy._

Mafia--the ultimate pre-orientation/term break trip game. There’s no better way to bond as a group than killing and turning on each other.
In the game, a team of killers strikes secretly at night, then try to conceal themselves as an angry mob decides whom to kill (Historically, it ...

1. Do you raise your hand in precept before the teacher asks a question?

Last Thursday, New York Times op-ed columnist Nicholas D. Kristof and his wife Sheryl WuDunn spoke at Princeton about their book Half The Sky: Turning Oppression into Opportunity for Women Worldwide, the psychology of reporting human rights, and why it’s important to travel. Before they started their presentation, Nick ...

In a culture saturated with information, it is sometimes hard to separate fact from fiction. Join me as we take a closer look at some of the biggest myths that have gone unexamined for years.

Dear Wise Wendy,
All of my friends have special skills. Some of my friends are great at driving, and other friends of mine have excellent body parts. What do I do to get a great skill?
From,
Skilless

Dear Wise Wendy,
I’ve been at Princeton for a little while now, and I just can’t seem to click with anyone romantically. I can’t bear this crippling loneliness any longer. Should I try Speed Dating?

It all started with a little hash. Or rather, it all started with no hash. Or was it Old Monk? No, that’s not it. I’m not starting far back enough.

First Voice Message: Today, Friday, the 3rd, 4:27 a.m.
— The sounds of Manhattan circa 3 a.m., most noticeably an earnestly diegetic purring. —
Hey, man, I know it’s been awhile. — Palpable, nay, precocious, slurring — I’m calling to offer my well wishes, since I heard that you ...